alexgaskarthdoingthings:

Why is calling somebody a punk an insult like hell yeah im punk I bleed fall out boy

thechamberofsecrets:

white lips, pale face, choking on my toothpaste

dioburandou:

dioburandou:

The farts in our tarrts

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hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

aiolus:

fussyfangss:

octoyeah:

heycassbuttski:

benedictbooty:

thegoodestguyyougot:

Daft Punk goes in a wind tunnel

Draft Punk

Daft punk goes in a river

Raft punk

Daft’s raft had a hole

Daft Sunk

Daft Punk plays Minecraft

Craft Punk

Daft Punk volunteers at a dunk tank

Daft Dunk

Daft Punk goes to a party and gets wasted

Daft Drunk

Daft Punk gets nice, toned bodies

Daft Hunk

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

communistbakery:

stop-otp-stop:

communistbakery:

it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

i say we demand change

I have to give you credit for that one

feistiest:

brb drowning my sorrows in cookie dough

diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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